Robocop (1987) Robocop

Maybe I am making a pattern here? Next I'll try find a movie from 1988.

Anyway, as I have been doing these character/movie analysis things lately. I shall now pick my favorite movie ever. And my favorite character from it.
Now, everyone else seems to love Clarence. Oh, I do. But Robocop. Is my man. Robot...Ur, thing.



So anyway, I saw this movie when I was one of those little people who eat cookies and shout a lot. It blew me away. Robocop became my hero. The other girls in the playground had Barbie, fuck that, I had Robocop. I really have loved this movie for a long time now, the first one was great, the second one was alright, and the third one I refuse to the comment on. Whenever I have, I swear I have been near to vomiting.
Robocop used to be copper, Alex J Murphy, who has basically just started the job in a new town. Here, he meets Anne Louis. She's cool. Everything in this film is cool. This film only gets praise from me. That and me pointing my phone at the screen to take a photo of the bloke's face after he sees his mate covered in toxic. Because that was fucking funny. Anyway, back to Robocop.

Robocop is a badass, law-enforcing, metal son-of-a-WHA!? who beats anything evil in sight.
I mean. Beat. He owns Clarence. He doesn't just own him. But on some youtube videos he chucks him through a window about 100 times. Aha, they should have made it like that in the film. Just to emphasize how fucking kick ass Robocop is.


Robocop does have a nice side though!

But that's all I can say on the matter...
Moving on.

He could destroy Terminator using just his feet, and then drink a pint of baby food, before you could say "OH MY FUCKING GOD! TWO ROBOTS FIGHTING! WHERE'S MEGAN FOX, I'M GOING TO VIDEO THIS AND MAKE IT INTO TRANSFORMERS! YYEAAAAAHHHHH." Well that's quite a mouth full, but hey, try destroying a robot with just your feet. It's tough okay.
SO that closes that little argument.
Anyway, I may update this daily or something. Give something do if I have a few minutes off from my busy schedule. HAR HAR HAR.

Oh, also.

This is something I want.